"By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Lady make note of this -
One of you is lying."
Dorothy Parker (via yourclassyslut)
One of my Favorites
OMG! That is perfect!
Always a reblog. Always.
Scrolling through I thought he was holding a baby then I took a second look and it got better
Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
(Source: , via nymphoninjas)